1 00:00:00,291 --> 00:00:02,083 [KC] Previously on KC Undercover... 2 00:00:02,083 --> 00:00:04,125 -Hey, Byron. -Hey, KC. 3 00:00:04,125 --> 00:00:06,250 I'm at this thing my dad dragged me to, 4 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:08,458 but I'll be free in time for our movie. 5 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:13,708 I can't go tonight because my grandma is not well. 6 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:17,000 I am so sorry. Go take care of your grandma. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,500 I hope she feels better. 8 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,166 Thanks, Byron. 9 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:21,708 [drumming] 10 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:24,291 Wow, Dad, that was amazing! 11 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:27,083 I'm so glad that we came. 12 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:31,250 KC? What are you doing here? 13 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:37,333 KC, I thought you said you were with your sick grandma. 14 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,375 And since when were you part of a university drumline? 15 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,166 You're not even in college yet! 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,000 Uhh... I... 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,291 [imitates KC] I'm not leaving until I get an answer, KC. 18 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:51,625 I see. See what's happening here. 19 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,125 -Mm. -[chuckles] 20 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,333 You thought I was KC. 21 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:57,333 I'm not. I'm her cousin Cassandra. 22 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,708 Her cousin? 23 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:00,625 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, no, we're first cousins. 24 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,708 We look exactly alike. It's weird, I know, 25 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:06,000 but, um, I'm actually a tiny bit cuter, so... 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,208 Are you messing with me? 'Cause I'm feeling messed with. 27 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,375 -Mm... -Look, KC, if you're not interested 28 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,958 in going out with me, I wish you would just say so. 29 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:16,833 Again, I'm Cassandra. 30 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:20,250 So this is more of a KC conversation. 31 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,291 But I know she's with her grandma, 32 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,708 so she's probably home by now. 33 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,708 All right, you want to play this out? 34 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:28,708 I'll play this out, KC! 35 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:32,250 Or... possibly Cassandra. 36 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:36,083 But I'm almost positive... KC. 37 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,708 I hate my life! 38 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:48,375 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 39 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,291 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 40 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:54,458 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪ 41 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:59,458 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 42 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:03,291 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 43 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,333 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 44 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:09,333 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 45 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:13,166 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 46 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,291 ♪ Livin' my life, on red alert ♪ 47 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:17,458 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 48 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,458 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 49 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:21,875 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 50 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,833 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 51 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,833 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 52 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,708 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 53 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:30,458 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 54 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:32,458 I keep it undercover. 55 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,083 I keep it undercover. 56 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:40,583 Mom! I almost blew my cover. Byron's on his way. 57 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:43,625 Okay, I have a cousin named Cassandra who looks exactly like me, 58 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,875 and I was visiting my sick grandma, so just go with it, okay? 59 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,708 -Sick grandma on my side or your dad's? -Dad's! 60 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:53,333 Good, 'cause I don't need you putting the evil eye on my mama. 61 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:55,416 [knocking] 62 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:57,375 [insistent knocking] 63 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,750 Byron, hi! Is KC expecting you? 64 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,375 Oh, why, because she's not home? 65 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:05,708 She's not home, is she? 66 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,125 Yeah, she's upstairs. 67 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,875 She's still a little upset about her grandma. 68 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:12,500 I mean, I don't know if she mentioned this, 69 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,208 but she's not doing very well. 70 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,458 Not my mama, 'cause she's healthy as a horse. 71 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:19,000 Craig's mom, the woman only eats at restaurants 72 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,375 that have a drive-through. 73 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,458 So, she's really here? 74 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,875 -Mm-hmm. -Because I'd like to see her. 75 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,750 -KC! -Hey, Byron, what's up? 76 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:33,333 Give me your arm. 77 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:37,291 I... usually wait for the third date for arm stuff, but okay. 78 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:42,583 Heart rate elevated, slightly perspiring. 79 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,375 Why exactly is that, KC? 80 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,375 Did you just run home for some reason? 81 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:51,458 Mm, no. I was upstairs doing squats, okay? 82 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,875 You don't think this just happens, do ya? 83 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:59,125 KC, look me in the eye and tell me 84 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:01,458 that I didn't just see you at American University 85 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,958 in a drumline outfit. 86 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:06,291 Oh... drumline. 87 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,375 -He ran into Cassandra. -[both chuckle] 88 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,500 No, my cousin goes there. She's on the drumline. 89 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,583 See, I don't believe you! 90 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,708 Boy, I know you're not coming in my house, 91 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:18,083 raising your voice and calling my baby a liar! 92 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,416 -What's wrong with you! -Uh... 93 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:22,208 Mom, Mom, I think I got this one, thank you. 94 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:28,958 Whoo. Okay, KC, I'm just gonna say it. 95 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,875 Something's up with you. 96 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,500 What are you hiding? Because I know you're lying to my face. 97 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,708 I'm not lying to you. I told you, I have a cousin named Cassandra, 98 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,208 she goes to American University, and she's on the drumline. 99 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,375 If you don't believe me, we could all go to dinner tomorrow. 100 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:42,375 -Fine. -Fine. 101 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,208 -You better not cancel. -I won't. 102 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,458 -Looking forward to it. -Me too. 103 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,583 [scoffs] 104 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,583 He seems nice. 105 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:02,125 -Ugh! -Worst mission ever! 106 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,875 The food was terrible, it was too hot, 107 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,458 and on the plane ride back, I was all crammed! 108 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,375 -There was plenty of room! -For you! 109 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,458 You lifted up the armrest 110 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:12,166 and took one and a half seats! 111 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,708 Oh... You know, all you've done 112 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,833 on this entire mission is complain. 113 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,625 You didn't like the food. You didn't like the hotel room. 114 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,291 You didn't like the way that guy threw 115 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:23,458 that car door at your head when you weren't looking. 116 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:24,750 Okay, I give you that one. 117 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,583 I'm just saying, 118 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:30,125 if we're gonna risk our lives doing dangerous missions, 119 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,000 we may as well be comfortable doing it. 120 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,625 But it's not just on missions, it's at home, too! 121 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,458 "Dad, my WiFi's too slow." 122 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:38,625 "Dad, we don't have enough cable channels." 123 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,625 "Dad, my turkey tetrazzini's too spicy!" 124 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:43,458 You know I have sensitive taste buds! 125 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:47,083 Seriously, son, you need to toughen up! 126 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:50,458 Okay, I'll just add that to your growing list of personal critiques. 127 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,000 "Ernie, toughen up!" 128 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,125 "Ernie, don't play so many video games!" 129 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:56,000 "Ernie, don't be scared of flatworms!" 130 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,583 You're scared of flatworms? 131 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,166 If you cut them in half, they grow into two worms! 132 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,500 It freaks me out! 133 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,958 [groans] Oh, what... 134 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,875 Okay, know what? Enough is enough. 135 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:10,083 You have had it too good for too long. 136 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:12,708 You're my son and I love you, 137 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,333 but I have to do what I think is right, 138 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,708 and what I think you need 139 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,291 is a little lesson in tough living. 140 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:18,750 So I'm kicking you out of the house. 141 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,583 Oh, come on, Dad! 142 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:23,583 Oh, no, no! I mean it. Give me your keys. 143 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:27,708 For the next 24 hours, you'll be living in the backyard. 144 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,875 Fine, just let me get my phone. 145 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,458 And my laptop. And my tablet. 146 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,708 And my air mattress. 147 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,125 No problem! Would you like 148 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,708 a wake-up call and room service, too? 149 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,583 -Ooh, that would be nice! -Get outta here! 150 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:46,166 So, I only see two problems with this whole dinner date with Cassandra thing. 151 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:49,875 Um, the first being there's no Cassandra, 152 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:55,625 and the second being... there's no Cassandra. 153 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,958 But there will be, okay? 154 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:02,000 Marisa, I'm a spy. I've disguised myself 155 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,875 as, like, a thousand different people. 156 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,208 I'm pretty sure I can dress myself as myself. 157 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:11,458 All I'm gonna do is use what we call a quick-change outfit. 158 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:14,375 Mm-kay? We use them all the time when we go undercover. 159 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:16,958 Right now you see KC... 160 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:21,000 now you see Cassandra. 161 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,875 [gasps in amazement] Wow! 162 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:26,458 Now you can wear two outfits I hate at the same time! 163 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,208 But you can't be in two places at once. 164 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:32,708 I know, I know. 165 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,583 Marisa, I need to come up with something, 166 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,458 'cause Byron knows that something's up, 167 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,583 and I cannot blow my cover. 168 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,583 Well, it's too bad you don't have 169 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:42,166 a secret twin locked in your basement. 170 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,583 Marisa, I don't say this often enough, 171 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,291 but you are a genius. 172 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:49,583 Oh, well, I hate to brag, 173 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:53,625 but I was just accepted into community college! 174 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,625 [laughs] 175 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:58,500 Well, I was waitlisted, but it's looking good. 176 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,708 I don't know, Agent Cooper. 177 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:06,625 Releasing a dangerous, high-profile criminal 178 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,583 is extremely irregular. 179 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,583 Yeah, well, you have my ID and the paperwork, 180 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,458 so what more do you need? 181 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,875 No one said anything to me, though. 182 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,875 I think I need to double check with Agent Johnson. 183 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:17,875 Okay, sure, I've got nowhere else to be. 184 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:22,083 Go ahead, check with Agent Johnson... during his lunch. 185 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:26,333 You know, bother him about something he's already approved. 186 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:29,500 I guess I won't see you at the Christmas karaoke party. 187 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,875 Fa-la-la-later. 188 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,583 Oh, hold on! 189 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,625 I love that karaoke party. 190 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,625 I'm supposed to sing "We Are Family" 191 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,333 with the boys from Accounting. 192 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,250 Besides, Johnson signed the paperwork. 193 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,416 Bring out the prisoner. 194 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,500 Hello, Bernice. 195 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,083 'Sup, ugly? 196 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:01,708 Well! Never thought I'd see your face again. 197 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,375 [chuckles] Don't you see it 198 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,000 every time you look in the mirror? 199 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,875 I'm in maximum security, Cooper. 200 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:10,708 The only mirror I have is the stainless steel toilet in my room. 201 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,750 Which is perfect, because every time I see my reflection, 202 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,458 I need something to barf in, anyway! 203 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:24,458 Well, I see solitary confinement hasn't dulled your wit. 204 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,000 So, what do you want from me, Beanpole? 205 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,166 I'm about to tell you, Snotnose. 206 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:36,416 Look, I need your help with something. 207 00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,708 Ha! Help you. 208 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,000 I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. 209 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,875 Unless... 210 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:50,083 Okay. I'm sorry, but you are in no position to negotiate. 211 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,750 Fine, then take me back to my toilet mirror! 212 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,750 Um, on the other hand, 213 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:57,291 [scoffs] what's a little favor 214 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,875 amongst two friends who hate each other's guts? 215 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,125 [cheerless laugh] What do you want? 216 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:05,750 [sighs] I want a new face. 217 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,458 Any face. I don't care if you give me 218 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:11,333 three noses and one eye, or a beak with feathers. 219 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,750 I just can't stand looking at this ugly mug anymore. 220 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,958 Fine. You got it. 221 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,333 I also want smaller feet. 222 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,166 Okay, eh, eh. Get in line, sister. 223 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,958 Okay, if they had that procedure... 224 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,750 I would've done it already. 225 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:31,583 Oh, baby, this is good! 226 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,750 Thank you! I ordered it myself. 227 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:37,083 [Ernie wailing] 228 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,750 Are you sure about this lesson, Craig? 229 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,500 I mean, Ernie sounds so sad and hungry. 230 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,458 Nonsense. That's just the sound of him getting tougher! 231 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,875 Yeah, but there's no place for the poor kid to sit down 232 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,000 because you moved all the furniture in the garage! 233 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,875 That's not true. I had the gardener move it. 234 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:03,375 Besides, he can use Nature's chair-- the dirt. 235 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,375 It just feels cruel. 236 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,000 Sweetie, I know what I'm doing, okay? 237 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,958 Any minute now, he's gonna start gathering materials 238 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:13,000 and build himself a shelter, watch. 239 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,291 Well, what about food? I mean, the kid needs food. 240 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,833 [sighs] 241 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,375 He's eating my plants, Craig! 242 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,375 The boy's eating my plants! 243 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,000 Can't we toss him an apple or something? 244 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,416 See, that's the problem! You coddle him! 245 00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:31,750 Well, I'm sorry, but he's my child, 246 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,833 and I don't want to watch him suffer! 247 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Know what? You're right. 248 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,833 Thank you! 249 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,208 I don't want to watch him suffer, either! 250 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,708 Problem solved! 251 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,250 Craig Cooper, open that door 252 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,125 and let our son back in this house now! 253 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,416 -No! -I said let him back in! 254 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,708 And I said no. 255 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,875 I'm warning you, Craig. 256 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:59,458 [laughs] Oh, really? What are you gonna do? 257 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,083 Can we at least talk about--? 258 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,583 [bolt clicks] 259 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,875 [laughs] 260 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:07,458 That's right. That's right. 261 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,708 I'm here to make sure you take no shortcuts on the path to toughness. 262 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,875 -Mom kicked you out. -Yeah. 263 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,458 Get your own dinner! 264 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,291 -[beep, zap] -Yow, what was that? 265 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,875 A tracking device. 266 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,291 If you thought that you were gonna escape on my watch, 267 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,500 heh, think again! 268 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:37,000 Hmm, well, you may be able to track me, but you can't catch me. 269 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,875 -[beeps] -Aaah! 270 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,416 What the heck was that? 271 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,708 Hmm. Anytime you want to try something, 272 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,458 I just press this little button 273 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,125 and 300 volts of electricity 274 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,875 will go through your body, yeah. 275 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:57,250 Excuse me, did I forget to mention that? 276 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,000 Well, on second thought, 277 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,291 I have no place to be except for prison, 278 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,583 so go ahead-- you were saying? 279 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,708 Look, here's the deal, okay? 280 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,083 We're going to dinner tonight, 281 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,333 and I need you to pretend to be my cousin Cassandra. 282 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,625 She goes to American University, she's a drummer, 283 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,458 and she's sweet, kind, and respectful. 284 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,375 Hmm! So she's a real snooze-fest like you. 285 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,750 Listen, Cassandra doesn't get all mouthy, 286 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,000 okay, or she gets the-- 287 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,125 Aah-- okay! 288 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,833 I see your point! 289 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:33,000 Now, listen, we only have a few hours 290 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,833 before I need to get you back to prison 291 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,416 before the guard changes, so listen carefully. 292 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,958 -When you're pretending to be Cassandra... -Uh... excuse me. 293 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,000 Cassandra? Shouldn't I be you? 294 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Me? No, Byron already knows me. 295 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,875 He's not gonna think that you're me. 296 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,375 Oh, really? So this boy 297 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,458 knows you better than your entire family. 298 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,125 Hm, well, I remember fooling them for two weeks. 299 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458 In fact, I think the phrase 300 00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:02,416 "You're more likeable than ever" 301 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,833 was uttered on more than one occasion. 302 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,208 -[zap] -[groans] 303 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,375 Yeah. Yeah. I'm in charge. 304 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,458 I'm in charge, okay, so you're Cassandra. 305 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,583 KC. 306 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000 Cassandra. 307 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,875 -KC. KC! -Cassandra. Cassandra! 308 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,000 -KC! -Cassandra! 309 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,000 -[zaps] -Aaah! [sighs] 310 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,125 You know what? I just decided on my own 311 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,750 that I'd like to be Cassandra. 312 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,833 Listen, you better be on your best behavior, 313 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,250 or I swear, no new face, and I will-- 314 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,750 Yeah, yeah, yeah, zap, zap, zap. 315 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,250 Whatever. Let's just get this over with, Cassandra. 316 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,875 [sighs] Okay, for the last time, 317 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,291 you're Cassandra, I'm KC. 318 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,583 Fine. We'll do it your way. 319 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,166 Thank you! Ohh! 320 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,625 [beeping] 321 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,625 [whimpers] 322 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,333 Hi, Byron! 323 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:59,083 Remember my cousin Cassandra who you thought didn't exist? 324 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,583 Well, Cousin Cassandra, who does exist, 325 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,250 meet Byron. 326 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,000 Byron, nice to meet you again. 327 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,625 I don't know what to say. 328 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,125 Well, you can start by saying hi. 329 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,875 Sorry. Hi. 330 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,291 KC, I feel like a jerk. 331 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,583 I-I thought you made this whole thing up, 332 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,583 and yet, here she is! 333 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,875 Here I am! 334 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,333 I'm sorry I called you a liar. 335 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,125 Oh, that's fine. 336 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,208 I'm not really that great of a person, anyway. 337 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,708 In fact, the more you get to know me, 338 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,250 the less you'll like me! 339 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,166 -[beep, zap] -[groans] Oh...! 340 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,833 I mean, uh... 341 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,583 Apology accepted. 342 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,083 I just can't get over it! 343 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,291 It's like you're the same person! 344 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,708 Heh. Not quite. [cheerless laugh] 345 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:06,708 We are two very, very, very different people. 346 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,250 I think he got your point 347 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,291 after the third or fourth "very." 348 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,458 Really, it's quite easy to tell us apart. 349 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,416 I'm the one that thinks life is all about 350 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,500 getting good grades and playing by the rules. 351 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,250 Mm! [chuckles] 352 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,125 Well, I'm the one who thinks I can just do whatever I want 353 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,875 and there's no consequences for my actions! 354 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,125 I'm boring. 355 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,125 I'm obnoxious. 356 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,458 I'm friendless, 357 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,125 and often have bad gas 358 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,291 and blame it on other people. 359 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,083 Mm... 360 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,375 [cheerless chuckles] 361 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:46,750 Well, I only have so much patience with people before I zap them... 362 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416 -Wait-- -...with a zinger. 363 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,208 [laughing] 364 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,000 Yup. Yup. Just kidding! 365 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,458 We love each other. 366 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,166 Aw. 367 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,583 Cousin hug? 368 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,625 Yeah! 369 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,750 Love you, cuz! 370 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,250 [evil laugh] 371 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,958 [chuckles] 372 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,333 Aw, that's so nice! 373 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,625 I'm actually really close with my family, too, 374 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,375 which is something I guess we have in common. 375 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,333 [chuckles] I need to go to the bathroom. 376 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,583 Oh. Well, then, I'll just go with you. 377 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,708 Uh, that won't be necessary. 378 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,625 Can do it on my own. Been doing it for a while now. 379 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,875 But we always go together, remember? 380 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,125 Not this time. 381 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,875 I need to do this on my own, 382 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,166 if you know what I mean. 383 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,833 Uh, yeah, I do know what you mean, 384 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,458 which is why I'm going with you. 385 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,458 Uh, Cassandra, chill. 386 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,416 Let her go to the bathroom by herself. 387 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,750 I mean, it's not like she's an escaped convict or something! 388 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,375 No, haha! 389 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,416 Fine, yeah, go ahead. Just, uh, make smart choices. 390 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,583 I don't think she has much of a choice. 391 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,208 You know, usually once you get inside there, 392 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,416 whatever happens, happens, you know? 393 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,250 [laughs cheerlessly] 394 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,000 Yeah, so how'd you two meet? 395 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,333 Uh, actually, we're both honor students, 396 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,583 -and we, uh... -[beep, zap] -[Bernice screams] 397 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,375 Uh, maybe you actually should go check on KC. 398 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,708 Mm, no, I think she's fine. 399 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:21,000 [beeps] 400 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,333 Mm-hmm, on second thought, it never hurts to check. 401 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,083 [beeping] 402 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,583 You're not going anywhere! 403 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,333 [fight grunts] 404 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,500 Whoa! 405 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,708 [pressured water hissing] 406 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,958 Cassandra, are you okay? 407 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,958 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good. 408 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,500 I'm good, just uh... 409 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,500 turned the faucet up a little high, and, uh... 410 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,875 sprayed me a little. 411 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,875 A little? 412 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,750 It looks like you didn't make it to the stall. 413 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,708 Where's KC? 414 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:46,458 Uh, she had to leave unexpectedly, or... 415 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,875 not so unexpectedly. 416 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,958 I can't believe she blew me off again. 417 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,458 No, she didn't blow you off. She told me to tell you that-- 418 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,458 You know what? I don't care. 419 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,583 Just tell her I said I know she's hiding something. 420 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,375 What? No, I just told you. She's-- 421 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,375 You know what? Really, I don't even care what it is. 422 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,708 I'm over her, and you can tell her that I said so. 423 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,500 Uh! Okay! 424 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,333 Fine! My cousin don't want you, anyway! 425 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,333 Oh, man, this was definitely not worth 426 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,750 breaking a maniac out of prison. 427 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,208 Oh, sitting on this ground is starting to make my back hurt. 428 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,500 Are you sure it's not just the pain of toughening up? 429 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,458 This is all your fault. 430 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,291 If you weren't so spoiled, I wouldn't have had to teach you a lesson. 431 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,708 Yeah, because it's always the child's fault that he's spoiled. 432 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,458 The parent has nothing to do with it. 433 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,875 And exactly what lesson have I learned? 434 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,083 That plants and gravel do not a meal make? 435 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,416 One more word out of you, and-- 436 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,458 What, you're gonna kick me out of the house? 437 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,708 Because it's generally the people inside the house 438 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,958 who can kick people out of it. 439 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,250 You know what? 440 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,000 I've had enough of this. 441 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,458 I will not... 442 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,416 be locked out... 443 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,750 of my own house! 444 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,458 Uhh! 445 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,458 Yes! 446 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,208 You know the spare key is actually under that rock, right? 447 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,291 Oh. Sorry. 448 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,833 Oh, don't be. 449 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,250 Come here, son. 450 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,750 This is exactly what I wanted to happen. 451 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,500 See, you're always so laid back. 452 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,250 I wanted you to be a man of action. 453 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,416 I send you out in the world 454 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,583 and I put you in some dangerous situations, 455 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,000 and I need to know you can handle yourself. 456 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,416 And clearly you can. 457 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,166 I'm proud of you, boy! 458 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,625 Thanks, Dad! 459 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,166 So, uh, what are we telling Mom about the door? 460 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,625 Beats me. That's all you! 461 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,875 Man of action. 462 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 [wail] Mom! 463 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,166 Well, Bernice is gone. 464 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,875 I just ran a facial recognition scan 465 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,875 of all the security footage in the area, 466 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,333 and the only face I found was my own! 467 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:12,583 Apparently, I went to the Olive Pit with her and left without her, 468 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,208 which I already knew, so... 469 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,333 Well, you know what, KC, maybe you should've 470 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,125 put some sort of tracker on her. 471 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,458 Oh, really, Marisa! Wow, why didn't I think of that? 472 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,333 I have been the best friend of a spy for some time now, 473 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,291 so I've learned a few tricks of the trade. 474 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,833 Marisa, it's not helping, okay? Seriously, look. 475 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,458 Bernice is dangerous, okay, and it's all my fault 476 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,458 because I'm the one who let her out, 477 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,458 and I don't know what to do! 478 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,458 You should've never broken her out of prison. 479 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,250 What you should've done is put me in one of those KC disguises 480 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,625 like I wore when I had to cover for you at the Organization. 481 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,250 Marisa, I do not say this often enough, 482 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,208 but you are a genius! 483 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,583 Yay! 484 00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:00,583 No! I don't wanna go to jail! 485 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:03,000 Good job, Marisa, you're coming off really believable! 486 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,958 No! No, no, no! I'm not kidding! 487 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,583 I-I-I changed my mind! I don't wanna be you! 488 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,458 I don't wanna go to jail! 489 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,375 Marisa... Uh, mm! 490 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,875 Excuse me, Officer, 491 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,583 could you help me with this prisoner? 492 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,583 Don't make me tase you, Bernice! 493 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,958 [Marisa sobbing] 494 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,708 No! I thought you were my friend! 495 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,583 [woman] Rob, your name's on TV!